Monday, October 23, 2017

Water Runs Uphill in My Neighborhood


This is a small country road that I travel often.  Every time I pass over this small bridge, I look at the water below and it appears to be running uphill.  It drives me crazy.  I have walked all around the area, followed the flow of the creek around the neighborhood, traced it on Google maps and even researched the ground elevation on topography maps.  This bothers me.  Sounds crazy, I know, but listen to my evidence before you decide to lock me up in the insane asylum. 

The picture above is looking west and the land is sloping left (south) which is lower than the land on the right (north) side the picture.  However, the creek runs from the left side to the right side (uphill). 

The picture below is the same bridge heading east and the land is sloping toward the right (south) side of the picture.  However, the water flows from the right to the left side (uphill) of the picture.


It is confusing looking at a picture so I showed the landscape from both directions at a distance.  I walked up closer to the bridge and once again, the right (south) side is lower than the left (north) side but the water flows from right to left. 


I walked on top of the bridge and turned right facing south to show the bottom of the shallow creek.  The water is running toward me while I am standing on the bridge but it stops before it reaches the guardrail.  It does not flow to the road but sinks underground and does not reappear on the other side of the road.


I turned around and walked to the other (north) side of the road.  No creek, just a field which slants upward.   


This is the same bridge on another day (facing east) after an extremely heavy rain.  Notice how the bank is higher on the left side of the picture even though it is running from right to left.


Once again I walked to the bridge and faced right (south).  Today the water is flowing under the bridge to the other side of the road.


I put both pictures side by side to show the difference. 


The left (north) side of the road where the water is flowing up the hill past the telephone pole.


This is both pictures placed side by side for easier comparison.


I walked up on the bridge and turned left (north).  When you look at the bottom of the telephone pole you can see the water piling up as proof it is flowing north.


According to the topography maps, it is flowing downhill.  However, the maps are provided by the government, but who can trust the government?  I am not a scientist - there must be a logical explanation as to why it is really flowing uphill.  Perhaps it is an antigravity step-up vortex hidden under the bridge made from metamaterials that causes an inverse water slope for turning the runoff into a creek again.  More likely there is a massive top-secret H20 atomic accelerator hidden deep underground altering the gravity in my neighborhood.  If so, it could also explain why my bathroom scales are never accurate and weigh me too heavy.  I don't have an answer but I am sure it can't be an optical illusion or that I am wrong. Surely, everyone will agree I do not belong in an insane asylum.

Monday, October 16, 2017

What is He Waiting For?


He was waiting as we drove by early in the morning and was still there when we returned in the evening.



I think he was waiting for dinner.  What do you think?

Sunday, October 8, 2017

My Husband's Favorite Country Store


Back in May, I shared My Favorite Country Store store and now I will show Bill's preferred store type.  Normally when he goes shopping, I stay in the car and snooze.  Not today, I decided to explore.  Definitely a man cave; however pink camouflage guns are beginning to be popular.  There were none in the store on this day and it appeared emptier of merchandise than usual.


The first thing you notice when you approach the front door is this sign.  They take gun safety seriously. Every person inside is probably armed so it is friendly but no-nonsense.  An armed society is a polite society.


In addition to selling guns, they also sell archery equipment.  These are compound bows which are different from the traditional longbows you see in movies.   Compound bows have wheels which store the energy so when you pull the string back to full draw, you are only holding a small percentage of the poundage.  A compound bow with a 70-pound draw weight, (which is like pulling 70 pounds) has a typical 80 percent let-off.  This means you are holding back 20% of the 70 pounds or only 14 pounds.  With a traditional longbow, you must constantly hold the full draw weight until you shoot. Most people can't pull back a 70-pound bow much less hold it while waiting for the perfect shot.  I can't even pull back a 50-pound bow.  It is really hard.  Traditional bowhunters jokingly refer to compound bows as having training wheels.

Compound bows.
This is a bow press which is used to push the limbs together so you can change the strings and "tune" the bow.  The wheels must be synchronized so the arrow will fly straight.

Bow press.
You can't buy a bow without buying arrows and every type of gizmo possible.


The table below has a row of fletching jigs which are used to hold the arrow while gluing on the plastic feather veins.  


If you buy a gun, you will also need accessories and more gizmos.


This is a vise which holds your gun while you work on it to mount a scope or attach more gizmos.

Gun Vise
In the middle of the store is a room size vault which stores the rifles and guns.  Federal law says all guns must be secured when the store is closed to avoid theft. This is the door to the vault.  Like I said, they take safety seriously.



The walls are lined with rifles and shotguns and the handguns are in the glass display case in the center. 


These are the modern sporting rifles.

Modern sporting rifles.
This section is all shotguns.

Shotguns.
If you are wondering about the price.

$589.95
$829.95


These are the handguns.  I looked for a pink one but they were sold out.  They would have been glad to order me one.  I am sure.

Handguns.
This is my happy hubby.  His new toy finally arrived.  I love it when he buys a new gun.  Now I get to go shopping because he can't say no!

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Signs in the Heaven from God. What Do They Mean?

September 22, 2017, the new moon over our front yard which signaled the beginning of the Feast of Trumpets.
I, Scooter, knew something was up because it was time for the Feast of Trumpets.  This year would be the appearance of the prophesied star sign in the book of Revelation of  "The great sign in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, the moon under her feet, and a crown of twelve stars on her head..."  If God said it is great, it must be important.  Some of my non-furry pack members returned home to celebrate and as always, brought their junk.  Why can't they be more like me and travel with only a fur coat?  We dogs are much smarter than humans.

Me observing the junk beside my favorite on-guard-duty-spot.
Since they were here for a short time, I was nice and moved aside so they could find places to sit, even though I am higher in the pecking order.  When you are Pack Leader's favorite, you should be gracious to the others below you.


Mom cooks for days before they arrive so there is plenty of food for everyone.


Meatloaf. I smell meatloaf. Give me meatloaf. Now!
Members of my pack eat anywhere they want which means I must work the whole room to be certain I do not miss any dropped food.  I am an expert at manipulation begging.  No one can resist my charms.  Watch me work.


I see food
I want food
I am starving.
Yum
When we spotted the new moon in the sky, it began the Feast of Trumpets so it was time to blow the shofar (ram's horn trumpet) which is the sound of the voice of God.  My pack members are gentiles and don't have a shofar nor do they know how to blow one.  They did the next best thing and played one on youtube.  I know the sound of God's voice, all animals do. They could have asked me; no one ever asks me.

I really do know it all.
Mom only speaks English so she does not realize the word "Feast" is a poor translation of her Bible.  It should mean an appointment, (Strongs #4150, Moed) which literally means a stated time to meet together for a dress rehearsal for the real performance.  They are like the rehearsal dinner before a wedding.  Everyone meets together at a set time so they can prepare and practice for the real event which will happen at another time.  Jesus fulfilled the Spring Feasts (Passover, First Fruits, and Pentecost) when he came the first time and will fulfill the Fall feasts (Trumpets, Day of Atonement, and Tabernacles) when he comes again.

Jesus told a parable in Matthew 22 about a wedding feast where many people were invited but few bothered to attend.  Mom wants to be prepared so she will know what to do at His wedding.

If you want to prepare also, these videos will help.

Mark Blitz, The Feasts of the Lord, Learn God's Timing and Calendar
Part 1   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cCf1K-Bbhw&t=44s
Part 2   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI_PL_0Effs&t=3671s
Part 3   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzCd51duZx8&t=3173s
Part 4   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pHYhK5oP_0

Before they left, Mom wanted a good picture of everyone together.  They took a million pictures but all were silly.  I was embarrassed by their behavior and didn't want anyone to see my face.


Then Pack Leader looked at everyone, silence followed. Pack Leader never says many words but everyone understands.

Smile for Mom so we can get to the chocolate cake.
A weekend of being the center of attention with constant rubbing and dropped meatloaf crumbles is how life should always be lived.