Friday, September 30, 2022

September's Garden (2022)

The war rages on. Word has spread far and wide that my garden is a free-for-the-taking candy store and every pestilence imaginable has arrived to wreak havoc. There have been casualties on both sides, too many for me to recall. It is not waning but has accelerated. This week the enemy brought out the big guns - a rabies-carrying, cricket-stealing, nighttime bandit, skunk digging machine.


My brother saw the picture and claimed it is a cute, adorable kitten. (He is a cat person.) I vehemently disagreed since I can smell the difference from the porch.  (I confess to accidentally trapping the neighbor's cat who now hates me and refuses to catch any of my mice - the cat not the neighbor). I told my brother if he would agree to get a rabies shot I could ship it to him. He hasn't responded. 

Such an adorable face.

The good news is that most of the garden has survived the onslaught of destruction due to my daily replanting of the damaged spots so the final fall ingathering is in full swing.  All must be completed before the first frost which is scheduled to appear around October 15th. Summer vegetables remaining are Lima beans, Dixie Butterpeas, green beans, peppers, sweet potatoes, cucumbers, banana melons, wax melon, bitter melons, eggplants, okra, winter squash, one or two tomatoes, and various herbs. 

First, the Lima beans will be picked, shelled, and frozen for winter meals. Never have I grown Lima beans this prolifically.  They have always been in the shady part of the garden but since they now receive full sunshine and horse manure, they have covered over the dead Orange Icicle tomato plants and the pathway arch.  The sweet potatoes beneath have joined the beans on the support fence.



The second row of Lima beans gets less sunshine and so has been easier to contain.  Due to constant trimming, it is still possible to bend down and walk through the arch.


The enormous growth has shocked me because each side of every arch has only about three plants.  


This past spring the seed companies were sold out of Lima Beans and there were only about twenty saved in my collection.  Everything was planted in hopes something, anything would sprout. Underneath the leaves, they are covered in pods. I am overjoyed.


Next, the Dixie Speckled Butterpeas will be harvested.  When my fingers get sore from so much shelling, I fill up large bowls full of bean pods and sit them in every chair.  No one (company included) is allowed to sit down unless they shell beans.  Anyone removing a bowl to only rest receives glaring looks from me as I slave away over my large bucketful of bean pods.


Not everything has been a success.  For two years now, the Fordhook Lima beans have not matured. Last year's failure was attributed to being planted late but this year they went out earlier.  Either way, they don't seem to be able to produce beans before frost. Their pods are still flat. They will be ripped up and thrown in the compost pile for the horses to make off with over the fence.


Peppers are very frost sensitive and are next on the list. Their branches have begun breaking because they are laden with much fruit.  Depending on the variety, some will be pickled, others frozen, or dehydrated for seasonings. 


Winter squash will not store through the winter if they freeze.  They need to be washed and set on the front porch to dry where they can be whisked into the house at the first sign of a cold snap. I peeked under the leaves and was disappointed because there doesn't appear to be many. This chore will be done as the frost clouds are rolling in to give anything left as much time as possible to fully mature.


Sweet potato vines turn black after the first cold night but the potatoes underground can survive a few days. Being under the massive Lima Bean fence will make this chore challenging. However, it was wasted space below the tomatoes and so became an extra row available for planting.  First, the beans must be picked, the vines pulled away, the strings that attached the tomato vines to the fence snipped, and those vines removed.  The arch over the walkway must be unwired, the fence unhooked from the posts, and pulled out. Everything must be rolled up and stored behind the shed area which needs to be sorted and weeded. The sweet potato vines will be removed so digging can start. Lastly, the potatoes will be washed and cured on the front porch before being stored in boxes for the winter.


The various green beans will continue to produce until a hard frost kills them.  As the days shorten and the sunlight lessens, they slow down. They are stored in the refrigerator until there is enough for a canning session.


Maxibel Green Beans have been a huge surprise.  They were planted in the spring, became covered with small pods, then stopped when the blisteringly hot summer weather arrived. They never recovered and were ripped up. 


About six weeks ago I threw the seeds in the ground to keep from dumping them in the compost.  They grew rapidly and are covered in beans! 


Nine okra plants managed to survive my many mistakes and made it to the finish line. It was enough but more would have been better. They are so tall I have to bend them over to reach the highest pods. The last couple of cool nights have slowed them down so they will stop producing soon. Until then, the pods are being battered and frozen or dehydrated for soups.  A few have been pickled. 


The wax melon has finally grown a melon. It is supposed to be as big as a watermelon, not the size of a cucumber. This is not living up to the seed catalog hype. However, it has a few more weeks to go so maybe it will make it. Maybe?


Whenever an empty spot becomes available, a seed has been dropped in.  This cucumber just started producing a few days ago but it is welcomed since the others are almost finished.


A Banana Melon seed was tossed in the empty spot left open after the Purple Russian tomatoes died.  It has grown up the fence so the melons must be supported with a net.  Whether it will ripen before cold weather is unknown but it was worth risking a seed for the chance of a vine-ripened melon out of season.


The odd assorted bits are gathered and canned into either leftover surprise soup, jars of mixed vegetables, or chopped and put into fresh salads.  Nothing is wasted.


Work on the winter garden is progressing.  I'm holding off planting seedlings until the war is won. In the spring it is easy to recover if something is destroyed but there is no reseeding in the snow. It took eight plantings of seeds purchased from three different companies to get this row of beets to survive. It feels like winter will arrive early this year and I am trying to get ready.  


Wednesday, August 31, 2022

August Garden (2022)

August has not been a month for weaklings. Our garden is a warzone. 


Every pestilence for miles around has claimed this land as theirs. 
 

This is MINE - I have a deed to prove it.  Nothing will be shared with a bunch of thieving freeloaders.


Rabbits, armadillos, and groundhogs have arrived en mass.  Rabbits nibble seedlings, greens, and carrots. They aren't aggressive but multiply rapidly. Groundhogs are voracious eaters and can strip a garden in a few hours.  While they graze, they raise their heads to watch the house for any movement in the windows.  Armadillos dig holes looking for bugs, slugs, and worms. They don't eat the plants but uproot them.  An opossum samples the compost pile on occasion but since it behaves and stays out of the garden, it is allowed to frolic ad nauseam.


We are fighting back. Every gate has been boarded over or slammed shut. The welcome mat has been rolled up. This is war.


Additional fencing has been thrown up temporarily to block every entrance.


It has made walking, weeding, mowing, and weed-eating difficult.


The plants don't cooperate either.  A spaghetti squash has become wedged in between the fence links.  I bent the wires apart so the small squash could have space to grow.


This picture was taken only two days later after a drenching rain. It had grown so much that I had to stretch the wires apart even further.


The winter squash beside the yard has overtopped the fence. Good luck finding anything wedged in there.


The fence has only been partially successful. Real success would require an eight-foot tall fence (to stop jumping deer) topped with razor wire (to obstruct climbing raccoons) covered with a net (to keep out crows) buried two feet deep (to block digging moles) and must be charged with a thousand volts of electricity because, well, why not. I'm dreaming. What we have works well until they find a small opening or dig underneath.


A single armadillo can dig twenty to thirty holes a night in my garden. 


Twelve-inch landscaping stakes previously used on the winter hoop houses are now used to secure the bottom of the fence.


A solar-powered motion detector alarm strapped to a lawn chair sounds a warning in the house when something approaches.  It makes Scooter bark so that makes it a double alarm. Then a 100 LED wide angle super bright motion detector shines a spotlight when something has breached the fence (We bought it to go in the parking area of the driveway for evening visitors. They complained of suddenly being blinded). Groundhogs feast in the afternoons, rabbits at sundown and on into the night, and armadillos prefer midnight to 3:00 am.  Getting a good night's sleep has not been possible.


As for what is still in the garden, my Orange Icicle Tomatoes have once again surprised me. They had a sudden burst of growth and put forth a bounty of ripe tomatoes as their leaves shriveled up.


Then as if on cue, altogether they all died. Last year the same thing happened but I thought it was because of the twelve inches of rain that fell in one day.  Not so. After working hard all summer doing over twice the work of any other tomato, they collapsed from exhaustion. I can relate.


Next year I will not plant sweet potatoes under them but instead, put something that finishes early.  Then everything can be ripped up and a winter garden started.


As of today, the leaves are gone.  The sweet potato vines below along with the Lima bean vines on the side arch are taking over the empty space.


After a slow start, the okra plants are finally producing abundantly. The beans below have almost finished. Growing them together worked well except when picking beans. The leaves smacked my face and itched. Nothing major, just being picky. Next year I might try something different. Melons might work since they are harvested early. Or perhaps a fast green bean that finishes before the plants are tall or maybe a late shelly bean that will not be harvested until fall. 


The wax melon has finally awakened and started growing.  It is trying to climb up the Jag Kale plant and is spreading out in all directions. I guess that is normal?


This morning it had the very first bloom.


On to the back corral fence. Only one squash vine borer was caught in any of the traps this year. They came from a different company and I won't purchase from them anymore. The vines are Zucchino Rampicante, (vining zucchini) which is a moschata variety.  They are just now maturing since they were planted so late. The yellow squash and zucchini have failed...again.



This month planting the winter garden seeds began. This crop of white plastic spoons are sprouting all over the garden.


Bill is winning this battle against the invaders. He gets up all hours of the night to shine a light off the back deck or to walk out to the garden. It isn't easy but is necessary if we want to have food. Gardening is tough.