Happy belated New Year. I couldn't put up my highly anticipated annual New Year's Day Memorable Mailbox post because we were without internet. It was 2020 - nothing that happened last year was normal anyway, so, better late than never. The following is an award presentation of the exciting mailboxes I have driven past in 2020 whilst ignoring quarantine. There is nothing illegal about taking the longest route to the grocery store. I have always been a rebel at heart.
The first award is for "the most creative use of material that happens to be on hand." Bill spied this one first. He stopped the car in the middle of the road, looked at me, and said, "Don't you see it?" Expecting a huge buck with a massive rack to be hidden in the woods, it took me a while to notice the mailbox. The owners cut a hole in a tree trunk and shoved the mailbox in!
The first runner-up was either originally a stone mailbox that had been smashed by a car hence the abundance of reflectors across the front and side or the owner plopped the box on a stone wall and cemented it down. What a mess. Even though they tried to hide the unsightly trash can behind it, this piece of art doesn't work. The whole thing was an eyesore not to mention the mailman had to jump a ditch to reach it.
As for third place in this category, there is a fine line between being creative or just plain lazy.
The next category is, "What is that thing, where did they find it, and what possessed them to make it into a mailbox?"
This one wins the award for the most threatening mailbox. It orders all by-passers to:
SLOW DOWN!
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS NOT A RACE TRACK!
It worked - we slowed down to gawk at the sign.
This mailbox is awarded the "most lonely." The street address was #1 but nowhere was there a #2 or any other mailboxes.
There also wasn't a driveway, a house, car tracks into the woods nor powerlines. We drove up and down the road looking but found nothing.
This is an example of excellent craftsmanship and beautiful artwork that was made by an artist with talent. The owners were brave to leave the bear sitting beside the road where any thief with the address of 2820 could snatch it. It is impressive.
These are the honorable mentions.
The best was saved for last and placed in every category. "What is it?" Does anyone know what this is or what it used to do? "Creative use of materials close at hand." It must have been stored in the barn for decades and the owner was tired of stumbling over it so it was rolled out to the street.
The workmanship was impressive. It was built to last forever and appears to be able to do that. It even placed in the "lonely" category because there can't possibly be another mailbox like this in the world. Without being threatened, we slowed down, parked, got out, circled it repeatedly, and took multiple pictures. Obviously, we gawked.
The winner of the best, most memorable mailbox I drove past in 2020 is this thing...whatever it is.
Here's wishing everyone a dull and boring 2021! Doubt it will happen but here's wishing anyway.
UPDATE
Reader Rose identified the unknown mailbox as an antique manure spreader! Creative people can think of ideas no one else ever would. I suppose that is why they are creative.
Previous year's mailbox awards.