Junkyard Sheep and Goats

Hello, baaaaah.  May we welcome you to our business and share our ideas for the jobs of the future.  We are professional landscapers and lawnmowers.  Our job description profile explains how we are responsible for cleaning the company's grounds of all unnecessary foliage, a profession for which we are aptly suited.  We are employed full-time, 24/7, and are unaffected by recessions.  We are on the cutting edge of economic and environmental excellence, trendsetters - the wave of the future.  Everything we do is completely organic, environmentally friendly and sustainable.  In addition, we are solar-powered, energy-efficient and off the grid.

 At present, we are employed at a junkyard, or to be more correct, an automobile recycling factory.

Another business associate employed at our factory is sergeant of the security force, handles public relations and marketing.  We respectfully call him "Officer Dog".  If you scratch his back, he will do anything to keep you, the valued customer, satisfied.

As an aggressive sales-person, he devotes his full attention to the customer, never taking "no" for an answer as he details the wonders of our company.

"We are the leading authority on radical new technologies steeped in ancient practices.  We know what you need before you need it!"

"Don't think you can run away from me without buying something, I work on commission." pressures Officer Dog.

He will pose for pictures, at no extra charge, to be used in advertising, marketing and on idolizing blogs.  Do take his picture quickly because his responsibilities are many and his time limited.

"Pack Leader has summoned and I must return to my other responsibilities, guarding the flock." Officer Dog announces.

"It was a pleasure meeting everyone and I look forward to working with you.  Text me the next time you are in town and we can do lunch."